The year is only three days young, but Radio Slave might have written one of the best Facebook posts of 2018 with his hilariously tongue and cheek “guide to becoming a professional DJ.”  

The post rips just about every “fake DJ” trope, from hiring a ghost producer to only using the sync button for all your mixes. And of course, the techno don advises all wannabe DJs on the best practices for social media, which is “the key to your success” as he writes it.

Rule number one? “Make sure you’re a really good liar.”

Check out the rest on Facebook here.  

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